My Brother.............

A husband gets home early from work and he hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and breathless. “What's up?”  he says. “I'm having a heart attack,” cries his wife. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing the phone, his four-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ricky's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on”.  The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. “You jerk,” he yells, 'my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes the scaring the kids!'