Snacks Between Legs...

Girl: My right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner, what you will like to have?
Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner.

Sex Toy...

Man with no sex organ used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked: 
WIFE: How dare you cheat me? 
Man: I will explain about the toy, can you explain about kids.

Leaking...

Boy: Auntie why was uncle lying on you last night?
Auntie: He was checking my temperature.
Boy: Did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking

PEN IS.....

Lady Teacher: Write a sentence ending with hand.
Boy: My penis in your hand.

Teacher (slapped the Boy).
 

Boy: Sorry mam, I forget to put space between PEN IS.

My GF Don't Smoke...

A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl friend hands.
 

Girl friend: No thanks, I don't smoke.

Carrot.....

Two Girls were masturbating with carrots.
 

Boy says: What are you doing?
Girls: You naughty guy, will you join us?
Boy: Wait, I'll get a carrot...!

Alak at Newspaper....

Nabasa ko sa "NEWSPAPER"
Nakaka-cancer daw ang ALAK, natatakot ako!!!
Kaya simula ngayon pinapangako ko!!
HINDING HINDI na ako..
Magbabasa ng NEWSPAPER.