More Fun with Pinoy Favorite Foods (Part 2)...

Bihon Guisado

Ginataang Hito

Inihaw na Pusit

Adobong Pasayan

Sinampalokang Manok

My Child is Best in Sales……

 A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. 

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"

Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

Makahiya....

Anak: Tay, herbal ang makahiya?
Tatay: Oo, herbal na Anak.
Anak: Sa asa man na nga tambal Tay?
Tatay: Tambal na sa mga Baga ug nawong...

Playing my Child.... A great moment.......

A giant attack...

View from the top....

The giant attacking my only child...

But he's enjoying....hahahahaha

Soldiers prepare....

More Fun with Pinoy Favorite Foods (Part 1)...

A balut is a fertilized duck embryo that is boiled and eaten in the shell. It is commonly sold as street food in the Philippines

Alimasag are fried stuffed crabs. This is a popular dish in the southern parts of the Philippines.

My Favorite food.....

.

If there is one thing Filipinos are known for, it is their love for festivities. Proof of this would be the Filipino calendar. The lechon has undoubtedly become a symbol of our feasts.

Hindi Ka Nag-Iisa...

Huwag kang malungkot o magdaramdam kapag ika’y nag iisa…sapagkat sa mata ng DULING….ika’y dalawa…tandaan mo, hanggat may DULING, hindi ka nag iisa!

Kung nurse ka, paano mo sasabihin sa pasyente na mamamatay na sya?

Pasyente: Mamamatay na ba ako?
Nurse: Nakita mo yang Nobyembre sa kalendaryo?
Pasyente: Oo.
Nurse: Hindi nyo na ho 'yan matatapos

Can I Borrow $25?.....

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard every day for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's question. How dare he ask such question only to get some money?

After about an hour or so the man had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 as he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you still up son?' He asked.

'Yes daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man seeing that the boy already had money started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money , and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If our life is taken from us tomorrow the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

Tanga...

NURSE: Nasa isip mo ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: Siyempre man! OO!
[Nurse natuwa..]
NURSE: Asan ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: Nasa isip ko. Tanga ba you?

2 Coats....

Juan: Honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo.
Berta: Bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init init.
Juan: Sabi kasi sa label ng pintura, for best results put on 2 coats.